idogaythings-:

the-venetianhour:

i-will-wait-for-you-endlessly:

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR ASJDNASJKDBNASFBSUIFJSBNFKS

bless this.

OH MY GOD

(via ofmiceandbren)

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my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

(via mountain--breeze)

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dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

(via kanyewesticle)

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sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash, via mountain--breeze)

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via wereupallnightforgoodfun)

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FRED’S GUITAR STRAP SAYS “TY LM I (heart) U”

danielleosaurus-rex:

“Thank you Lorne Michaels I love you.” OK Fred’s adorable. Goodbye you old queen.

(via billhaderprofessionalliferuiner)

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