Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

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the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

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parents: ur crazy

friends: ur crazy

relatives: ur crazy

random people on the street: ur crazy

me: as long as the asylum has free wifi

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in fifteen years i imagine we’re all going to get wedding invitations that look like this 


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